More tranny stories later!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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