How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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