dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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