hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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