so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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