Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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