Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You ate ashes out of my bong
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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