bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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