porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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