What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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