69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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