they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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