Small penises have feelings too.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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