you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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