You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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