Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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