you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Sext me about skeletons
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize