She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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