Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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