I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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