I just saw a hot homeless man
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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