Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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