I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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