i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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