Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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