So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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