Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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