You're so nebulous sometimes
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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