epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That accounts for only three of the penises
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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