the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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