I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She needs sedatives and a leash
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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