No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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