Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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You pole danced in your parka.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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