I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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