I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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