she woke up with a sticky ear
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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