my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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