Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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