Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Panties = found
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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