he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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