Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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