Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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