if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love black thongs
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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