Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You are a genius and a whore.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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