Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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