Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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