Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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