3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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