yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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