If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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